They say all good things in life are free. Rightly so! 

I don’t know about the profits you’ve made. All I know is that thanks to you, my long-distance relationship has never been better!

Yeah I know what you must be thinking. Why am I specifically thanking you? It’s not like you’re the first telecom service provider or the first one to introduce the portable internet. But call-rates are sky high these days and having an unlimited internet pack is a luxury few can afford.

So, in a time like this, my lover who lives miles away from me only had the opportunity to talk to me in depth when I was at home. When I knew the WiFi at home had my back! I would come home tired from work and then wait for a convenient time for the both of us because different time zones *heavy sigh*. Then when the call would finally get connected, halfway through I would doze off and he would be left there hanging, forced to listen to my ugly snores. Although, he never complained (because he’s such a darling)!

So it’s safe to say that my relationship was a mess!


I couldn’t talk to him for a satisfying amount of time or even ask him about his day so forget about sexting or flirting with him. So it’s safe to say that my relationship was a mess!

Enter, Jio! It was as if you were sent to me from the Gods above *cough Ambani cough*. My boring vanilla relationship was made spicy and I felt like a teenager all over again. We would talk into the night. We would talk when I was on my way to work. We would talk when he was on his way to work. We would send alluring photos to each other in between work because fantasies. Sorry not Sorry! All in all, my five-year old relationship felt like it was five day old, it was that exciting.

You have been a saviour *dramatically bows down to you*.


So in closing, I would like to thank you from the deepest pits of my heart. You have been a saviour *dramatically bows down to you*. Frankly, I don’t even mind paying for you after the 31st of March.


Your user!

Author: Zainab Haji

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